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If you were born on this day.. go back to sleep no1 likes you.
Its february 5 but that means nothing to me
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Its Bruno and Eva's 4 month anniversary!!!
Its their anniversary, February 5!!
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Bruno and Eva's 4 month anniversary!!!
Its their anniversary February 5
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a day to specifically celebrate crackhead energy bitches
"my birthday's February 5!"
"oh. so u a crackhead bitch?"
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person 1:hey what the hell are you doing
person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.
person 1: so ?
person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too
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the day a fine ass bitch was born
n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday
It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.
* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.
Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...
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