February 9

It is national cap day, means everything someone says it is cap

Me: I'm gay
Friend: what
Me: bro it's February 9

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February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

February 9

It’s swagapino homies day.

On february 9, tag your homies. (only if they’re swagapino/swagapina)

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February 9

they’re short

why are people born on february 9 so short

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February 9

national step on tall people day

it's February 9 you know what to do

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February 9

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

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February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!