February 9

It is national cap day, means everything someone says it is cap

Me: I'm gay
Friend: what
Me: bro it's February 9

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February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

February 9

It’s swagapino homies day.

On february 9, tag your homies. (only if they’re swagapino/swagapina)

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February 9

they’re short

why are people born on february 9 so short

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February 9

national step on tall people day

it's February 9 you know what to do

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February 9

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

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February 9

A day kind angels are born on. Being born on February 9 is a very lucky day and month to be born on. You will become happy and successful in this beautiful world. Please treat these people kind as they will give you good luck. Your really lucky if your friends with someone born on this day. They are funny, good looking, kind and great humans.

i was born on February 9