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A style of sexual intercourse during which the guy bangs the girl at an accelerated pace, with more emphasis on speed than quality.
"He Fed Ex'd the shit out of me last night"
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A term used to describe a former President's ex-lover
That Monica Lewinsky isn't doing Bill anymore, she's a Fed Ex.
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a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
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Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed
Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.
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Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.
I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.
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Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
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the term used to describe a situation when your mail order gets jacked by the truck driver
" dude did u get your new bike"
" no way man, i got fed exed"
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