feist face

A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.

Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.

Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.

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Feisted

When you have an erection in an unfortunate situation

Girl: Ew look at that dude, What a creep! Why is he feisted?
Alex: Hell yeah, I want some of that shi too