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Fucksup Every Major Assignment
If a disaster is bad you can count on FEMA to make it worse.
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Find Every Mexican Available
- George Lopez
News Reporter: Yesterday there was a massive flood in the Mississippi Valley, so the federal government has brought in FEMA to help in the rebuilding process.
(two days later)
News Reporter: This just in, Spanish is now the official language of the states surrounding the Mississippi Valley.
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1)find every mexican avaible
2)fix everything my ass
3)a bunch of idiots fucking everything up
The FEMA evacuation plan is run bitch run or save your own ass.
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the people who took so damn long just to help those in need of a certain hurricane that we are all too familiar with. partly George W. Bush's fault as well.
Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.
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(v) to be late for an emergency.
I decided to fema my baby's delivery and arrived at the hospital four days after he was born.
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Federal emergency morrons agency
an agency trying to provide help in case of emergency, but not smart enough to do it.
in louisiana FEMA IS NOW USED AS AN INSULT
yeah what ever man....FEMA YOU!
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the organization that is going to take over the world.
after obama becomes a dictator and gets shot by the FEMA director, FEMA is planning to take over the world and use hispanics to build giant statues of the FEMA director. Then the hispanics become zombies from rabies and zombies take over the world. Then aliens come and team up with the zombies to find the corrupters (me and my friends because we knew about it first) to turn them into secret galactic weapons. But in the end two people survive, they use weed for the rage that the rabies cause, and cure everyone's rabies and get weed legalized.
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