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A fluent speaker of Russian, he specializes in the disposal of others. Favorite activities include scratching the cardboard rectangle, meowing, moving his food out of the bowl before eating it, and chasing twist ties around.
"Did you hear that sound?"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."
"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."
"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
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An American cult film director who has experimented with a wide selection of genres. Critically, he seems to receive much praise for his films, most notable of which include The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty, Home Alone, and No Country for Old Men.
Ferdinand O'Hoolihan is one of my all time favs.
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1. A kick ass band from Scotland, their album is really good if anybody bought it.
2. The assasination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was the spark that set off WWI.
Buy the album or read a history book to find out if what I'm saying is true.
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1. Archduke killed and started WWI, yeah yeah, everyone's heard it.
2. Scottish band with pure originality and great lyrics along with catchy tunes. With Alex Kapranos and his wonderful voice, he makes Franz Ferdinand a much more fun band to listen to.
1. History is boring, but when I heard the name Franz Ferdinand, I started dancing in the middle of class.
2. I went to the Franz Ferdinand concert and I threw my bra onto the stage and Alex Kapranos looked very startled.
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When a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina or a male/female's ass and urinates inside.
I pulled a Dirty Ferdinand on my mom
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When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
1. Archduke of Austria-Hungary whose assination in 1914 led to the start of WWI.
2. The best time you'll ever have, via four Scottish lads who love music as much as your brother loves his porn collection.
1. Damn! I got points off my history essay for putting that Franz Ferdinand is sexy. (see def. 2)
2. Franz Ferdinand rock my socks!
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