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Fern is a very high tempered girl but can be sweet at times. She is very sassy and has a huge attitude but will always be there for you if you need her. She is extremley pretty and knows what she wants and how to get it. Her mood changes from day to day but she is normally happy. My sister is called Fern and she is this exact description and I’m pretty sure this description fits most other Ferns on the planet.
My friend: “Hey Fern!”
Fern: “Go away!”
My friend: “Why the attitude?”
Me: “Oh, she’s a Fern.”
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To conspicuously spy/creep on someone from a distance while hiding your face behind an object.
We were at the beach and he was ferning on girls from behind that restaurant menu. Everyone saw him though.
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A mass amount of pubic hair.
I fingered her and she had major fern. Shave that shit, girl!
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Dirty, redneck, rabbit-like SEX in the woods!
Are Dewane and Jennifer fernin' over yonder?
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A fat bum who sits around all day playing nothing but video games who thinks he is god and compares himself to singing birds. Who thinks he is intelligent when all beg to differ. Who cries and whines constantly. Who throws himself into walls in front of everyone and says he couldn't walk anymore because his heart was ripped to shreds. Who thinks he'll have a life after high school, when his mom still buys his clothes. Who will never know what brand clothing is. Who will stay a virgin until he is well over 40. Who will be on his death bed wishing he could go back and play Halo with his teenage friends.
Whoa! Stop acting like a Fern!
Man, that kid is so fern.
Stop Ferning me!
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Fern: A very potent fart,a very squeeky release.
The origin of Fern came from the actual sound that erupts from the anus
i.e Ffrrnnn
That guy just did the smelliest fern I've ever smelt!
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Fern is a woman also known as a "hag" who flaunts her gash infront of weaker men to lead them on. She also has strange sexual fantasies about feet. Because of her reputation Fern is used to describe someone who likes to munch on cock.
"Hey that girl looks like a real Fern"
"Yeah she was Ferning everyone last night"
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