fertility

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck

I'm in fertility

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fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

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Fertilizer

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

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Fertile

A term used when describing a good looking person.

“Damn bro, she looks mad fertile”

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Fertilizer

Cow shit used to make flowers grow.

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?

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fertilization

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.

"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"

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Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.

~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"

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