Fest is the short form of Cringefest. Used by little-assed kids to describe the cringiness of a fellow human being’s actions.
A: “Seriously guys, what does fest mean, stop excluding me it’s making me insecure”
Student: “Like we care, fest.”
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When the bros kick back and chill, when males bro it out and chill and play gamecube, no females aloud or that would be a bro foul and u would no longer be festing
dude we should fest tonight
i just to chill with the bros and fest
dude that was a bro foul and ur not festing
harrison sometimes you just want to fest to much
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When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time
this can be a group activity or on your own
ive been festing all day
lets have a fest sesh
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A person, item or situation that is particularly distateful. Derived from a character in shakespeares twelth night.
"you are so feste"
"that is so feste"
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to get sloppy hammered, almost deeming yourself extinct to man.
festing and fested
John: What are you gonna do today Mike Nelko?
Mike Nelko: Im gonna fest all day and then masturbate before my eyes shut me down.
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If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad
OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!
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The state of mind after bunning massive amounts of good south FLA BIP.
(Step out of fogged out whip)"Yo son I am Fest!
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