Fet

a mushroom style hair-cut

uncle fester with hair

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Fet

Verb. fet, fetted, fetting.
1. To know someone through social media connections without ever having met in person, and without the other person necessarily knowing who you are.

Adjective. fettered.
To be in a mixed state of flattery and disgust following the admission by another person that they have fet you.

Origin:
Australian. Derivative of "facebook met". (French, fete; Latin Latin fētidus)

1.
Daz at the street lights: "Erin? Hi, we've fet before"
Erin dashing across the street when the lights change: "I'm so fucking fettered right now"

2.
I spent the afternoon fetting peeps.

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fet

Commonly used in some parts of the UK to refer to amphetamines.

Mike: 'you up for getting some fet tonight mate?'

Dan: 'yeah man'

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Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.

WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!

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Fetting

A person who can walk into a bar and have his drink before he sits down without ever saying a word.

"That guy had his beer waiting for him at the bar and he just walked in. He is so a Fetting."

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Fetted

Fetted is the awful taste of coffee and overwhelming disappointment of having what you thought was the finest bean but turns out to be the worst coffee in the known universe.

You say 'Fetch me your finest bean!'..... someone brings you a coffee, you drink some, it tastes awful, you say 'Fetted!'

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fet

a variant of "fat", which means:
1) noun: the lumps and rolls on a large person's body
2) verb: to be large and possess lumps and rolls

Al: No, Ryan's like a flying squirrel.
Me: He's too fet to even fly.
Al: They just hover.
Me: He's too fet to even hover.

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