Fex

A person who is, or peceived to be fake.

I used to be a Fex but I gave that up because it's ultimately not very satisfying lying to people.

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Fex

"Future Ex." Existing entirely of unpaid bills, legal paperwork, or the need to pick up the rest of your stuff.

"Wonder where my Fex is now. I want my pictures back. And she needs to sign this shit."

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fex

Turd. Fex (or faex) is the singular of the Latin word feces (or faeces). Although feces has entered English as a mass noun, fex retains the original meaning of a single, discrete piece of shit.

John said his girlfriend Sarah was a fox, but when I pointed out her lumpy shape, terrible odor, and weight of only 18 ounces, he admitted that she was, in fact, a fex. He cried and cried after we flushed her, and claims to this day that she was the only woman who ever truly understood him.

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fexing

fake texting. when someone is instant messaging someone and a symbol comes up showing the other person is writing a message, but the user accidentally left a letter in the text box making it look like they are writing something important.

Julia was totally fexing me on AIM. I sat there for five minutes thinking she was writing a story.

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fex

When two obese (fat) people engage in sexual activity.

Hey, my huge ass step-mother, just banged the fat ass neighbor.

Wow man, that is genuine fex.

Damn, with you're badoingy ass; lets have some fex.

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fex

a fex is a sexy beast; a man or woman who is sexy

OMG! Channing Tatum is such a fex!

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fexed

Trying to fix something that so completely fucked up that when you're done, its no longer FUCKED UP, but FEXED UP. A combination of FUCKED UP, and FIXED UP.

Yer Ma fexed up after cheating on her husband with that millionaire.

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