fiber

Helps constipation.

Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.

I hadent taken a shit in 3 days so I ate 4 metamucil fiber wafers...all seemed well untill I spent the night sitting on the toilet with lava poop.

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fiberal

a combination of "fuckin" and liberal

Look at what barney fag and the rest of the dummycrats have done to this country! Damn fiberals!!!!!

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fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

Fiber Blast

fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.

"Damn dude, I ate some shitty food last night and now I gotta fiber blast"

Fiber Deposit

A slang term for a bowel movement.

I'll be back in 45 minutes. I've got to go make a fiber deposit

Fiber Boy

A playful nickname given to a poster boy for seriously heavy consumption of dietary fiber.

We call our friend, “Fiber Boy” because he ranks among the world’s champion Supershitters and so we have a parade every year to celebrate his prolific pooping powers!

fiber family

A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.

The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.