fidge

to procure by way of deception

Girl #1: Johnny is so cool. Last night he took me to this totally A List party full of celebrities!

Girl #2: C'mon already - buy a vowel if you're clueless. He's probably their dogwalker. He fidged the invite, stupid.

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John Fidge

Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.

Today i played like John Fidge.

fidge spinner

A very spinny toy, which teachers hate

I hate that fucking fidge spinners in class!

Fidge

A Fat Midget

“Hey Fidge can I go to my locker”
“Sure you can my favorite student Trenton Douglas De Bruin”