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A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.
Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.
I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.
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The Fiery Buffalo is when you put hot sauce on your condom before sex, most often before anal sex (though that's not a strict rule). It's most often used as a revenge act.
Monica cheated on me with my father, but when I found out I gave her the Fiery Buffalo and we called it even.
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When you eat a bunch of hot Cheetos and then immediately go to town on your lover's taint.
Dude: "Bro, the other day, Hannah bought a family-size bag of Hot Cheetos, so I totally paid her back with some Fiery Oral"
Bro: "You painted the Town red?"
Dude: "Taint that the truth!"
A Baroness sympathizer. Quoted as being a "degenerate piece of filth," and "the third and final Antichrist." An evil, evil man who will bring about the apocalypse. In the future he becomes the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. Arguably his worst crime is his bad rapping. "No other human in history was responsible for more death and suffering." - Dirk
TT: Ever hear of Guy Fieri?
GT: No?
GT: I dont think so.
TT: You're fortunate then.
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Guy Fieri is the host of about a half dozen shows on Food Network. This isn't even his birth name. He was born Guy Ferry (not even joking) and subsequently changed his name, no doubt because of the ridicule he deservingly recieved while growing up. He is the embodiment of douchebag. This poor excuse for a man dons bleach blonde hair, some ridiculous facial hair growth, sweat bands on his ams, earrings, sun glasses on the back of his head, and a bunch of other assorted jewelery. There is no bigger tool living or deceased.
Guy Fieri makes my stomoch turn. Why the hell did Food network give that dip shit so many shows?
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1. A crappy chef on the Food Network
2. A lesbian-ish looking man.
1. That Guy Fieri recipe was shit!
2. Wow. Look at that Guy Fieri. He looks very dykey with his bleached spiked haircut, fatness, and bowling shirts.
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When a man is receiving oral pleasures from a women and proceeds to hold her head down on his unit while climaxing. Thus causing her to choke with man juice shooting-out of her nose.
This bitch said she wasn't going to swallow, so I gave her a fiery dragon.
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