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On April 17, shove your finger up bare assholes.
I will shove a finger up your ass and you can’t complain because it’s national fingering day
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National ginger day will be on October 3
Johnny: Can I finger you??
Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry
Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*
Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*
Johnny: yay!!
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May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.
Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?
Camielle: Eww no, why?
Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!
Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.
August 3rd grab you girl from behind and finger that private standing up don’t stop until her legs are shaking and shes begging for mercy
Guy:Babe come here
Girl:why
Guy:*grabs from behind and fingers private *
Girl:why did you do that
Guy:its august 3rd national finger day
Girl:oh yea wanna go again 😏
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On April, 12 is when you literally stick the middle finger all day .
It’s National middle finger day ?
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National Finger Bang Day is April 30th. Many people believe that it is merely a day to make your hand like a pistol and shoot your friends, but they are wrong. Finger banging is another word for fingering a girl's pussy, therefore this day is celebrating this sexual act.
"So any plans for tomorrow?"
"Well yeah! Tomorrow's National Finger Bang Day I'm going to get my pussy fingered all day long!"
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Every year from now on I’m the 11th of October you have to finger your self this is because 11th if October is the day Rita estefan was born so everyone has to finger there selfs
Hey it’s finger yourself day let’s shove our finger up our ass
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