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To punch a vagina or asshole with one's fingers. Often in a rapid fashion, seldom precise.
"So I fingerblasted this chick last night...I'm pretty good at that."
"WTF Paul..."
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An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands
“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
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Getting blasted in the anus or vaginal area by the ring or middle finger.
OMG, she just got fingerblasted in your room!
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fingerblast
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room
Dave: How'd it go with genna last night?
Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
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A group of 4 weebs who are fill in for clan scrims in the mobile game, Standoff 2.
Hay man we need another person for our scrim
Bro just ask fingerblast
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Since girls pockets are to small, they store their fresh fish in their vaginas. So when you ask for a snack, you reach into the vagina to find fresh snacks, and they call this finger blasting, as it's a blast of flavor.
Bruh me and my girl went camping and ran into this hungry massive bear. Suddenly I remembered how much bears love fish and I had this genius Idea to fingerblast my girl and feed him some fish.. That nasty vagina saved my life yo
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somebody who often does their own thing despite others wishes.
I wanted to go eat, but Alex was being a fingerblaster and just wanted to stay in bed.
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