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A fire breathing dragon is if when receiving oral sex, at the point of orgasm, the man grabs the back of the person's head and jams it down causing the person to choke, and hopefully, the semen will make it's way up the nasal passage and out of the person's nose. This is a fire breathing dragon.
I accidentally gave my significant other a fire breathing dragon when she started gagging on my load, and it came out of her nose! It was hot.
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Comes from the scientific word: Feline respirate pyro, the fire breathing kitten is native to the Western Hemisphere. They feed off the fried corpses of their victims. They don't like sudden movements towards them or water (like normal cats). They make excellent pets and guard animals.
Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.
The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.
"Did you hear what happened to George"
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.
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A sexual act in which the male reverse drags his testicles across a male or females face while passing gas.
Derived from the traditional act of wanting to take your testicles and "drag on" someone. You simply add the fire breathing element (your flatchulent.) And you have yourself a Fire Breathing Dragon.
Last night at that party. After you passed out I gave you a Fire Breathing Dragon in front of everyone in the kitchen.
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The fire breathing goblin is when your partner picks their nose and places their mucus into your anal cavity. You then proceed to fart the mucus back into their mouth.
Hey bebe how kinky are you? I'm a 12 level wizard kinky have yoh ever try the fire breathing goblin?
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An absolute, arrogant, despicable little twat who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life.
She’s usually a obnoxious fat and dumpy little twat
Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me
Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
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When you shoot your load in a chicks mouth, you hit the back of her head to make her gasp and then she blows your load out of her nose.
I tried out the fire breathing dragon trick last night. It's probably better with someone else, you know, not so lonely.
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A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.
Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.
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