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When you find out that saliva does taste of something.
My first kiss was with Jenny, it tasted funny. Bubble gum I think.
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some thing that is really awesome.. but what i cant remember mine.. its a time when everything around you stops. its magical and romantic. but.. if it goes wrong it can be very slobery and sloppy. lol
my first kiss was a long time ago i dont really remember it.. but i do remember it was something ill never forget
lol
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the thing I had today, October 20th 2023 at 7:57 pm.
“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”
One of many opprotunities to be embarassed by an erect male sexual organ.
He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.
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"only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it
when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked"
is it wrong that my first kiss was erection-free? i suppose i was only 5, so it's ok... ha ha
Girl: eww, you have cooties *wipes off her lips and spits*
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kissing your boy/girl friend for the first time
our first kiss sucked
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A person's first kiss. Ever. You could label your first kiss with your boyfriend or something like that, but if you're going to say "first kiss" alone like that, it implies your first kiss with anybody ever. And it doesn't mean a peck on the lips. that's first peck. First kiss implies making out.
Girlfriend: Where was your first kiss?
Boyfriend: In the boys bathroom at the school. You?
Girlfriend: uh...over there (runs, boy follows, they make out, thus her first ever kiss was "over there")
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