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Fish Out of Water

Using a dead goldfish as a condom by sticking your dick in its unliving mouth and then fucking a girl till the fish pops.

Bro, I went fishing last week and caught the nastiest goldfish. Next thing you know, I'm pulling a fish out of water on my mom.

by Xyzal Popper April 17, 2018

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fish out of water

fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.

<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"

by Steve The Nasty December 11, 2003

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Mars water fish

A strange creature from mars trying to raid the earth and bring their friends to earth.He is currently acting as a 12 year old kid to raid the earth.The human is currently not finishing his homework.

Person1:OMG the mars water fish is raiding the earth to day!1!1!1!1
Person2:Fr? Tell him to finish his homework first!
Person1:ye LMAFO

by nerd228922114514 June 9, 2023


Fresh water fish

A fish that does not have the balls to live in the ocean with the cooler fish

โ€œYour such a fresh water fish!โ€

by Eden boyce August 7, 2020


fish out of water

A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.

"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."

by Ryan January 21, 2004

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fish out of water

An album by Yes's bassplayer Chris Squier

The album came out in 1973

by BaSSPLaYeR December 12, 2004

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fish out of water

the absurd sexual act when a male inserts his hard penis (fish) into a women's empty mouth (the pond) and fills it up with urine (water). He then proceeds to pull out his fish and smack it on the women's face while yelping "FISH OUT OF WATER! FISH OUT OF WATER!"

I had a hot round of sex last night and finished off with a fish out of water.

by Sean and Tommy June 16, 2007

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