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The Facebook version of Twitter, also known as "status updates". Overruse can lead to Status Fiend and Status Wanker.
Person 1: I'm so sorry to hear your grandmother passed away from AIDS.
Person 2: Where did you hear that?
Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.
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these will fit her
as in whether or not she will be able to wear this item of clothing
micks job is to place the panties on his head and say "Yep diesel fitter"
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fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.
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Fitter and Turner
A Fitter and Turner commonly referred to as a Mechanical Fitter or Fitter.
They are known as Gods amongst men.
Fitters are generally found in the Heavy Earthmoving/ Fixed Plant maintenance industry.
Fitters live by a simple code;
"I can't fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does"
"Do it once, Do it right"
Fitters are the back bone of the trade world and are envied by all who fall short of their godly, prestigious calibre.
A Fitter and Turner is a tradesperson whom specialises in the manufacture and fitting of mechanical components.
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"Fitter Happier, More Productive (...) A pig in a cage on antibiotics"
a well shaped set of lips on a woman that are most appropriate for performing oral sex on a male's penis
that Anglina Jolie has a real set of pipe fitters
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1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )
Joe -Hey how long have you been a disel fitter?
Lou-Oh about 20 yrs now.
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