Little Five Points

The hub of alternative culture in Atlanta. Located on Moreland Avenue just south of North Avenue. Highlights include Sevananda cooperative organic grocery, and The Junkman's Daughter Novelty Shop. Also home to the Variety Playhouse.

Sometimes referred to as L5P.

What's going on in L5P today?

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five point underdog

A failed attempt at anal fisting which results in five feces covered fingers

The momentum was on my side until Mercedes gave me the surprise five point underdog.

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five-point-slow

Derogatory slang word for the Ford 5.0 V8 engine.

I smoked a five-point-slow Mustang today.

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five points of scenesterdom

The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.

At the top of the star is music.

In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.

At the bottom is hair and hobbies.

Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.

This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.

He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.

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five points above

to be fucking retarded beyond reason

also a band

Dude, you are officially five points above after saying that shit.

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Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

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Point Five

The act of almost engaging in sexual intercourse, but stopping just short of penetration.

"I didn't go all the way with Jimmy last night, but I did point five him."

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