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Slang term for a homosexual or faggot.
"Damn, that guy is quite a fjord"
"Look at that fjord"
"That guy is deffinitly a fjord"
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Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.
First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.
"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"
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Noun and Verb.
Also spelled "Fjörd Fuck" is a particular way to have sex that is possible only in Norwegian Fjords. It consist of make love in an isolated place on the mountains that overlook the fjords in Norway. While doing sex the people involved have to enjoy a wide view of the fjord and possibly of waterfall and glaciers.
The act is performed in an isolated place so it is often accompanied with screams and swears. For its wild nature it leaves often the lovers temporarily crippled. It is a good reminder of the fact that we descend from the animals!
Last week we had this road trip in Norway with my girlfriend... we had been Fjord fucking all the time...it was amazing, the sex and the view!
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From The Onion, used to describe someone nordic; Scandinavian
Those fjord-niggers must get pretty god damn cold up there.
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when a black person lusts after a white person; see also: jungle fever
used in Party Down Season 2 Episode 4
man: hey did you see that white girl getting after that black guy? major case of jungle fever.
man two: nah man you got it reversed, that's fjord fever.
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The literal translation being "symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person," this is a test typing sentence that uses all letters of the alphabet once. Other sentences that are used in test typing are "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," and "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." Although these other examples use all letters of the English alphabet, unlike the first, letters are used more than once.
"cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz" is a sentence that uses all 26 letters of the English alphabet.
Harry Potter: "CWM FJORD-BANK GLYPHS VEXT QUIZ!!!"
Hermione: "What does that even mean...."
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Literally meaning "symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person,".
This word is monoalphabetic, meaning it uses every letter only once and is greatly useful for cryptology. There are very few phrases that make sense that do this and thus it's important.
Looks like a 'Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz'! Mommy! that man is annoyed that the cliff reads: "curious-enigma"!