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When receiving a blow job you squick out a long fart!
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When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner
Man my dick hurts, she failed doing the Olympic flag pole
Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."