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Is capable of being an absolute fucking mage. Can be found in his natural habitat, the land of the phatty buffalo wings. Sometimes you may even find him throwing shit at his sister. Though he sounds like a dick. He accepts blowjobs and will make you wall in love with him weather you like it or not. Sometimes even seen as Kings. You can spot the difference between him and DREW by looking at his penis. It is usually much bigger then a DREW.
Aiden Flaherty is a fucking god
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If your name is Jake Flaherty, you are indeed, Deepher Dude
Hey, did you know Jake Flaherty won Deepher Dude from Delta Phi Epsilon?
One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
The best girl there is she will make you laugh and help you whenever if you know a Flaherty date her.
Flaherty is a fun weird girl that is insecure but she is always trying to cheer people up if you know this person date her!
Man I wish I had Flaherty as my girlfriend
What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!