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blowing your load while you're soft
d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style
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when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)
alright guys, what have we got here?
young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
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while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
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One who has never been flat stanlied.
He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.
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A blunt not worth smoking. Generally such little weed that it turns flat when held
“Nah roll up another. I don’t smoke that flat stanley”
a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).