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the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum. Then pump your member and slowly release a testical of your choosing out into the loose skin giving the appearance of a tire being pumped up with air.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.
My balls are loose, and it's time to pump my flat tire!
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a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one
"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"
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Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.
That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.
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Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.
I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.
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Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
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When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.
"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
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