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n. Two or more pant zippers.
Plural form of "fly"
Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.
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When two or more people go outside on a hot day and stick their thumbs up their butt. They take them out and the winner has the most flies land on their thumb.
Do you want to play a game of flies?
Flies game is a game where 2 (or more) individuals shove there thumbs up their asses, then expose them to open air and see you attracts more flies. The thumb attracting more flies win
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A game where two people stick their thumb up their butt and who ever has the most flies land on their thumb wins.
Did you see how many flies were on Carl’s thumb? He won that game of flies.
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Golding's book about the fall of society and how humans are really animals at heart and when all rules are removed, the "beast" is let loose. The book is full of metaphors, For example the title "The Lord of The Flies" means Satan. The title was originally "Strangers From Within" this again represents how fragile human society is and how different we all are when we rules are removed. There is a lot of mention in the book to the "beast" this again is just another form of satan and how he can corrupt man- eventually making the character Jack to go mad and lead the rest of the tribe to kill Simon and Piggy and attempt at killing Ralph.
Notes on characters-
Simon= he understands whats going on and attempts to stop it. This leads to his death.
Jack-the leader of the "tribe" he goes mad attempting to destroy the beast-which leads to him becoming the beast incarnate.
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Small flies that infest an office setting due to rotting banana peels or other items left in trashcans or desks.
For godsakes... these Simpson Flies are all over the place. Check the trashcans.
Choir boys hating on a fat kid.
oooh, ohh, oooh lard of the pies.
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expression used by 9-gaggers after at the end of a successful contribution.
*anime gif*
comment1: name?
reply1: Captain here! OPM! *flies away*
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