flonged

The act of sticking a thong up a girls ass, then using the shitty underwear to floss your teeth.

If my breath stinks its because me and my girl flonged last night.

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flong

Slang term for thong, perhaps in reference to a flesh-coloured flong, but can be used to refer to any thong.
The word can then be expanded upon and used as a verb.

"I've got my flong on"
"I'm flonging it"
"I'm feeling flongalicious today"
"I'm flon flong flashing"

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flonging

Has no meaning. Not to be confused with clonging and donging.

A: Flonging.
B: ...

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flong

A longer than average dating fling. When your casually dating someone for about 6-10 months but the relationship still never turns into anything serious. You may take this person to a movie or a friends wedding all while maintaining a highly sexual relationship but then the fling sort of just ends without any bad feelings.

I like Jenny a lot and she's good in bed, but I just don't see me being married to her. I think this is just a flong!

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flong

The sexual act in which a male flings his dong into a female's oral, anal, or vaginal cavity and is usually performed on a king size bed. A derivative of the latin phrase "slutivus cum flongdivious."

"Did you hear that Johnny totally flonged this chick on Saturday night?"

"Dude, if Sandy doesn't let me flong her tonight, I'm dumping her.

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flong

Originates from North London as a
description of a particular amount of time.
ie 'For a long time'

I've been gone flong time

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Flonge

You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.

Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.

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