flonging

Has no meaning. Not to be confused with clonging and donging.

A: Flonging.
B: ...

3👍 2👎

flong

A longer than average dating fling. When your casually dating someone for about 6-10 months but the relationship still never turns into anything serious. You may take this person to a movie or a friends wedding all while maintaining a highly sexual relationship but then the fling sort of just ends without any bad feelings.

I like Jenny a lot and she's good in bed, but I just don't see me being married to her. I think this is just a flong!

8👍 11👎

flong

The sexual act in which a male flings his dong into a female's oral, anal, or vaginal cavity and is usually performed on a king size bed. A derivative of the latin phrase "slutivus cum flongdivious."

"Did you hear that Johnny totally flonged this chick on Saturday night?"

"Dude, if Sandy doesn't let me flong her tonight, I'm dumping her.

13👍 26👎

Flong

A penis that is extremely long and with less width than average.
(Fucking + Long = Flong)

Wow! Brad has a Flong dick eh guys?

4👍 4👎

flong

Originates from North London as a
description of a particular amount of time.
ie 'For a long time'

I've been gone flong time

8👍 17👎

flong

a midwestern saying for "working it at the bar or club".

I'm going to flong some girls this weekend.

You want to go flong tonight?

5👍 15👎

flong

F(fucking)+ long = fucking long

My boyfriends dick is Flong

5👍 19👎