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The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.
The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.
The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'
I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.
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Verb-To bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.
MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1
GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates
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When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
A floodgate is a Yu-Gi-Oh card with a continuous effect that restricts one or both players from performing some action.
"Slifer the sky dragon is an overlooked floodgate because You can't summon low ATK monsters when he is on the field"