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To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
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A feline of supreme poufdom. The dense fur of this animal provokes immediate dissolution of internal malcontent. Humans who come into physical contact with a floof have reported feelings of giddiness and increased levels of serotonin. The likelihood of collapsing into a cooing life of feline subservience is all but guaranteed should the human provide the floof with face-to-belly osculation.
Awwwwww! Look at that squishy little floof! Master, let me feed you treats, kiss, kiss, Mmmmmm...
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When a cat lays in a relaxed fashion on it's back and looks fluffy.
Shanna the Ragdoll Cat was floofing on the floor all morning.
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A fucking sham
A phony ass
A chimpining mofo
A crank ass bitch
Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!
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Floof: A piece of lint or other such particle stuck on a dog's mouth after they've been getting into something. I.e. a feather, piece of tissue, etc.
FiFi has been up to no good again, she has a floof on her mouth.
To cuddle and/or strangle another creature with one's floofiness
OH GOD HELP ME!!! THIS CAT IS FLOOFING ME!!!
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1) A bunny rabbit
2) A term for and extremely cute and fluffy creature
When looking at a rabbit 'Oh look, its a FLOOF!!!!!!!!'
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