The purest of the pure form of fluff
Haliver is not even fluff it's floof
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Hair that is very fluffy to the extent of being fluffier than the fluffiest cloud you've ever seen.
Eli's hair has maxed out on the floof bar.
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(noun form) 1. Something soft and fluffy to the touch
2. Anything adorable, loveable, or darling that inspires mushy feelings in someone.
(verb form) 1. To feel and/or express the mushy feelings inspired by something adorable, loveable, or darling.
(Noun form)
1. "The little chick's soft feathers were floofy and yellow."
2. "I saw them kissing yesterday- it was the best floof I've seen all week."
(Verb form)
1(a). "She's so cute when she talks like that! I'm floofing all over!"
1(b). "Something really romantic happened today- I'll floof about it to you later."
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The glorious hair style worn by Martin L. Gore in the 1980's.
Man, Martin's Floof is looking damn fine tonight.
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To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
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A feline of supreme poufdom. The dense fur of this animal provokes immediate dissolution of internal malcontent. Humans who come into physical contact with a floof have reported feelings of giddiness and increased levels of serotonin. The likelihood of collapsing into a cooing life of feline subservience is all but guaranteed should the human provide the floof with face-to-belly osculation.
Awwwwww! Look at that squishy little floof! Master, let me feed you treats, kiss, kiss, Mmmmmm...
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