Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.
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When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.
Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!
Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.
Bill: rofl how embarrassing.
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When something is a big bag of floppy dicks, it's lame and disappointing.
Well, that's just a big bag of floppy dicks.
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1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members
2.A straight up slob
That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks
a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy
tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.
36π 19π
Someone with a huge dick
Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys
(Most Corbinβs an Loganβs donβt have this but your friend Mason does)
βHEY BITCH, I GOT A HELLA BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICKβ
A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!
"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"
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