just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever
Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom
Tandem Airboats with Driftcars around a Pool on a Racetrack while a Helicopter flies in and Trucks do tug of war
Hell Yeah Brother thats a Florida Man thing
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A Florida man is a most likely drunk guy that is crazy
Florida Man arrested for ripping locals ballsacks off.
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Florida Man; Noun: The Dumbest Person responsible for the Dumbest acts imaginable.
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Florida man is a person who lives in Florida, loves to steal alligators, and does the weirdest shit in humanity, including the US state of Florida. They can do things from buying liquor with alligators, to beating the shit out of people in DOOM cosplay.
Person one: Hey did you that Florida Man who got arrested for stealing a alligator and scaring the shit of of people?
Person two: Who is Florida Man?
Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.
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A crasy idiot that was biten by a radioactive florida who uses his powers to comit the dimbest crimes on the planet of erth one of his reacoring enemis is the gator his powers are the powers of a florida what makes a lot of peopel angry because it never realy got defined what powers a florida has so florida man is just god there also is florida woman a pralle univers Version of florida wher his wife got biten the word florida man comenly apers in news articels abou bis crimes
Florida man atmpts to Steam the mon
Florida man rastet for trying to male fallout a riality by throwing Rocks at are51 guards
Florida man arestet for seling lives of Pop as magical healingslime
Florida man gets arestet for throing a child into a lit full of alligatord
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A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza
1:โdid you see that man naked running on the streets?โ
2:โyea, must be Florida man.โ
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