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A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things
One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man
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Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!
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The Florida version of your character from GTA V
"Florida Man defeats the CIA with an unloaded gun and a Taco Truck"
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just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever
Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom
Tandem Airboats with Driftcars around a Pool on a Racetrack while a Helicopter flies in and Trucks do tug of war
Hell Yeah Brother thats a Florida Man thing
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A Florida man is a most likely drunk guy that is crazy
Florida Man arrested for ripping locals ballsacks off.
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Florida Man; Noun: The Dumbest Person responsible for the Dumbest acts imaginable.
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