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The act of swatting ones friend while trying to swat a fly. Can also be used to reference the attempt of killing any other bug and hitting a person instead.
"Oh, I'm sorry," said Jane after slapping her friend with a newspaper in an attempt to kill a fly. "I totally just swy flotted you," she added pointing to the lucky fly making its escape.
Slapping someone with your cock in public.
"Oh yes daddy, cock flot me"
(n.) an individual who is always pouring optimism in every room they enter, always pouring humor in every situation at the appropriate time, always keeps up to date with any work and/or assignments and always looks after their social circle as well as anybody they're interacting with.
Kelysse: Hey, have you seen flots?
Alyx: who?
Kelysse: That girl who always gets good grades.
Alyx: The one who always helps me with projects?
Kelysse: Yeah.
When there are additional layers to an inane story.
The flot phickens, more detail about Debbie and Gary's dramatic breakup at Disneyland.