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noun - a lazy, goodfornothing person who doesn't excel or accomplish anything in life
Craig is such a flounder! All he does every day at work is sit in his office with his feet propped up on the desk reading the Wall Street Journal.
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One who Flounds. Term used for a certain type of basketball player. Strengths are quickness, driving, and shooting the ball moderately well. Playing style is unorthodox. Shoots layups with 2 hands. Tends to be lanky in stature. Weaknesses are, well, everything else. Prone to being rejected, out rebounded, and shooting bricks. Can get the job done.
Parker: "Jason, do you want Amir or Seth for your team?"
Jason: "Seth. He's a Flounder."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
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1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.
2) To fail or struggle in a given situation.
1) I have never caught a flounder while fishing, nor should I have.
2) After floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an outfielder.
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(v.) the act of placing your hand between someones legs from behind, and flopping your hand under their balls like a flounder, but not actually touching their balls, that would be gay unless "no homo" is called. Usually results in a startled reaction from the individual it is applied to.
Flounder, Floundered, Floundering
Person 1: "Dude why does Marlon look so bummed?"
Person 2: "Ohh, i just floundered him and he was so surprised that he pooped a little and it dripped down his legs onto his sock. Those are new socks."
Person 1: "Ohh that sucks, at least he gives good LJ's and can move silently through the night"
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A loud/obnoxious moron trying to keep the attention of a crowd. An outspoken drunkard.
Every party in which he attends and drinks, he flounders around.
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A person who thinks they are cool but is a complete loser
Nick Harris is a HUGE flounder!
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A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.
Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?
Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.
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