when you have a semi erction, enough to be noticed and embarassing, but no use to anybody
Walking down the street and i got a flumpy
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The nicest person in the world.
Ryan: That guy over there is a total Flumpy
Luke: ikr
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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.
Dude you know that girl? Yeah the nasty one. She gave me a flumpy last night!
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The act of performing oral sex on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl.
While I had a bad case of diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.
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to be bouncy and soft. something you would usually find on a fat person, but in this incident on a skinny person.
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