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When a woman farts into a man's mouth and he immediately burps it back into her butt hole.
Last night I really had to fart so my boyfriend asked me to flurp him.
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one who sucks farts from dead chickens
that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq
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Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!
I can’t believe John has the flurpes
1: A word used in place of another word that you can't quite think of
2: an alternate word for cursing
Person 1: where did my flurp go?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: my phone, where did it go?
Person 1: what the fuck is this?
Person 2: watch your flurping mouth
Person 1: oh flurp, my bad
hey i might need some flurp for my teeth. i’ve been high on c17h21no4.
When a woman farts, and it bubbles up the front of her vagina.
Kayla giggled as her fart became a flurp.
Flurp is an expression of exasperation. It's more or less a universal swear word. It was originally used in an episode of "Bewitched" by a hippie warlock with the phrase, "flurpity flurp, man!"
I don't give a flurp!
Hey, that's one flurping nice monitor you have.
How in the flurp do I use this flurping thing?
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