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Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals
Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend
A carnivorous plant that traps its prey by attracting it with its flowers and then closing over top of it.
The thing with jagged teeth - what do you need an example for?
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A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
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(n.) 1. the act of performing oral sex on a man that involves a horrific amount of teeth. 2. the actual mouth of the person performing said action.
Jack was excited about Jill's intentions as she knelt down, but he was soon to experience the painful, tooth-filled wrath of her Penis FlyTrap.
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The magical word you use when you're out of swear words
"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"
"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"
N. What a homosexual male calls a vagina.
I don't want to, the Venus flytrap will snatch it!
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When you get it stuck in a plant like beat up vaginus flytrap
I got mine stuck in a vaginus flytrap