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1. A much-maligned burb of Sacramento. It is the locale of the Folsom State Prison, which, contrary to a daffynition written by a prospective inmate from Hellay, is not named Pelican Bay.
2. A location in New Mexico near which the Folsom Man and Folsom Point were discovered. The man lived during an ice age, and the point is considered to be the most advanced stone age spear point ever discovered.
3. A community in Louisiana from which a serial arsonist waged a campaign of at least 70 arsons.
1. I'm not sure why peeps whine so much about Folsom, when Sacratormento is so close. Is it because their Daddies are in the slammer, or is it because their Daddies work at the slammer and come home every night and take out their frustrations on them?
2. When archaeologists found a Folsom Point embedded in the bone of a woolly mammoth, they were finally able to prove that man lived during the ice age.
3. It's not like Louisiana had enough problems after Katrina, is it? They had to have a serial arsonist too.
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Possibly the most stereotypical embodiment of the American dream: "Bigger is better, and A-rabs are terrorists!"
Materialism runs amok, as do the vassals who are sold into service by their passive parents. Racial discrimination is also on the minds of more than a few of the citizens, as is sexism. Indeed, some have been told that boys don't like intelligent girls by their parents.
It seems the dreary dull of Folsom should be abolished, for, like the economy, it has long lost its luster.
Living in Folsom can be compared to being bludgeoned repeatedly with a blunt blade: you cannot die, and you cannot live.
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The lamest fucking town you will ever live in. It’s always been the same shit hole it’s always been.
- lame
- boring
- trashy
And full of wannabe gangs and definitely full of white trash and rich douche bags
Bro! Folsom is so lame, I wanna get the fuck outta here.
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A skinny Joint Or cigarette. Definition comes from inmates currently serving time in Folsom state prison, who have small stashes of either marijuana or tobacco and roll skinny or tiny joints.
Richard: Hey Billy go twist up a fatty.
Billy: Ok (Five minutes pass)
Billy: Hey lets put this down.
Richard: Holy Folsom, scraping the bottom of the bag or what?
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id rather watch 24 hours of gay porn then live in folosm
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