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Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.
Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.
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taking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell.
Ever since my buddy got onto the healthy lifestyle/cooking from scratch band wagon, all of his status updates have been strictly food porn.
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This genre is usually encountered late at night, like regular porn. It occurs generally when you are watching either Food Network or The Travel Channel. You see delicious looking food that you: a) don't have in your residence, b) can't go out and get RIGHT THEN because the market or restaurant you might find it in is closed, c) can't have because of dietary restrictions, or d) can't afford.
Why do I torture myself by sitting here watching Guy Fieri praise that delicious looking omelette only served at Eggceptional Eggstacy in Homestead, Florida? This is real food porn!!
Damn, why does McDonald's have to close at 11PM? I want the Triple-Patty Heart Attack Burger NOW!! Food porn ambush!!
AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! I could MAKE that if Kroger's was still open so I could get the ingredients! Foiled by late night food porn!
Each of the above is said while drooling with a tongue as hard as the other body parts usually associated with porn watching.
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Television shows produced to promote the sensual and hedonistic qualities of food such as those presented on the Food Network.
1) We love watching food porn while we are eating dinner.
2) Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray are the king and queen of food porn.
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beautiful pictures of delicious food
My phone died again while I was looking at food porn
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same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
A food that is delicious and awesome while you're eating it, but afterwords you feel dirty or sick.
Dude I ate the whole bag of cheeto's man. I feel like shit now, fuckin porn food.
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