food coma

When a man/woman is unable to properly digest ones food due to the fact that their stomach cannot digest all the different flavors and particles leading to a feeling of elation followed by the collapse of their system which cause said person to crumple into a heap on the couch for a designated period of time(average 1-3hrs depending on the toxicity of the food) followed by the person to wake up the following morning and disappear into the nearest restroom/underbrush for prolonged periods of time

After Charlie ate that burrito in under four minutes, I knew I would have to wake up after him because of his food coma.

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Food Coma

The act of eating so much delicious food that you want to sleep for a long time.

I got the double down yesterday, and I swear dude, I was in a food coma

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food coma

When all your blood goes to your abdomen for a food digestion party, it deprives your brain of oxygen, causing a comatose state known as food coma.

May cause you to take a fat nap.

see also itis

I just ate six burgers, and I'm going into food coma.
Six trips to the buffet, time for a fat nap.
I can't believe i ate that whole plate of ribs, man that itis gonna get me.

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food coma

An excuse to blow off work after eating too much at lunch.

I think I'm gonna crawl under my desk after that heaping helping of mashed potatoes, because I can already feel the food coma creeping up on me...

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Upset food coma

When you eat so much food that it hurts

I eat so much food I think I’m going to to have an upset food coma.
“Brittni 2020”

Food coma

When you eat so much food that you are physically incapable of moving but at the same time you realize there really is no reason to

I have been on the couch in food coma for the past 2 hours because of those six steaks I ate at dinner.

food coma

When you eat something so good that you pass out from happiness.

Hey, he's finally eating his fo- Nevermind, he's in a food coma.