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"That brownie I saw totally turned me on, I think I'm foodsexual now."
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just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:
Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"
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when someone is apparently sexually attracted to food.
this isn't a sexuality no matter what you say or think. I love food very much but I dont see cheese and get a boner
"hey I'm foodsexual"
"no ❤"
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Where you find food sexually attractive and just can't keep your hands off it. You can be walking down the street and just the smell of it makes your mouth water and your body tingle.
Hailey: Aye. Can I tell you something?
Jasmine: Yeah. Sure.
Hailey: Umm... I'm foodsexual.
Amanda: No way!! Me too.
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