A foomp is when something magical happens along the lines of something growing instantly or blowing up instantly but in a pleasant way. More along the lines of something good just happened.
a gun goes bang.
fireworks go bang.
cars crashing go bang.
an instant growing mushroom tree goes foomp.
a penis goes foomp.
a scoreboard goes foomp.
The sound that occurs when certain items accidentally hit the floor, your head, or while opening a champagne bottle. Foomp can also describe something exaggerated or tall.
Dude, I knew instantly that a soccer ball just hit you in the head because I heard it go foomp!
Whoa, did you see that blonde chick's 80s waterfall bangs? They were all foomp!
an overly grown, undertrimmed pubic hair area. when the hair grows to a point you could braid.
ex: when taking off of the underwear it makes a noise....."FOOMP"
the damn feathers that rise up on fuckin cockatiels. stupid ass birds
the stupid birds foomp went crazy after i farted
verb, the act of exhaling into someone's nose while they are unsuspecting. Usually unpleasant but not severe.
note: the term comes from the noise that the "foompee" (person that gets foomped) hears when the procedure is performed.
John foomped Tabatha while she slept.