I'll eat your kids

A faggot wanting to swallow semen

"hey lets stop dancing for a little and go to my truck. I'll will get you off and I'll eat your kids "

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Your a Kid, Your a Squid

The theme song of the best video game ever, Splatoon.

You're a kid now, You're a squid now, You're a Kid, You're a Squid, You're a kid, You're a squid. Your a Kid, Your a Squid

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I want your kids in me

When a girl wants you to fuck her and dump your load in her

“Michael you’re so hot, I want your kids in me”

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Take your kid to work day

It is April 18th 2019 a day to enjoy some time with your dad or mom at work so enjoy having to do the fun things or the boring things just know it’s take your kid to work day

Mom: Hey want to go to work with me

Kid:why
Mom:because it’s take your kid to work day

National give your kid whatever day

You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.

“Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”

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national give youre kids money day

february 19
february 20
february 21
february 22

dad: what day is it
son: february20
dad: heres $20 share it with youre sister(s) and or brother(s)
son: why tho?
dad: beacuse it national give youre kids money day

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national give your kids whatever they want day

Parents have to give their kids whatever they want

Mom today is national give your kids whatever they want day! It’s September 16

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