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1. A company that produces motor vehicles
2. A brand of motor vehicle
Ford was the first company to pioneer mass production, and thus lower prices enough for the middle-class to afford them. In this way the company became a symbol of americanism and effectivity, and a common target of antiamericans and anticapitalists.
I am working for Ford.
I am driving a Ford.
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Fords are amazing people! They enjoy playing video games and spending time with their sister. Fords never care about themselves and always put everyone, mostly their family and friends, first. They often don't care about themselves enough and get themselves into hot water or sticky situations that they can't get out of. Fords may not have many friends, but the few friends they do have are the best friends that they could wish for. Fords usually have trust issues but the people they're close with (friends and family) they trust with all their heart. Fords have short, light blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. He will always be very handsome. A Ford is the best friend you could ask for! why aren't you friends with a Ford?!
Layla: Who's that handsome boy?
Max: Oh! That's only Ford!
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acronym for:
F requent
O ff
R amp
D ecoration
Just another stupid acronym for the Ford Motor Company
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Now the best car company in the world since the Japanese believe they can make perfect cars by divine right while Ford over here actually started building quality cars.
person 1: My Ford Fusion has 500,000 miles on it and its still running like new.
person 2: the gas pedal in my Camry got stuck and i crashed into a tree
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An American car company, started by the entepreneur Henry Ford in the Detroit, Michigan area in the early 20th century. The name "FORD" is for many people an acronym in various forms:
Figure On Repairs Daily
Fix Or Repairs Daily
Found On the Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dishwasher
and on a positive angle:
First On Race Day
My second car was a Ford Fairmont. Because it had a V4 engine it took a few seconds to accelerate, but once it "clicked" it took off like a bat out of hell. Maybe it wasn't First On Race Day but maybe Fourth or Fifth On Race Day. It got me going. It never behaved like the negative acronyms suggest. It performed quite nicely.
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Faggot Opperated Road Disaster
The ONLY thing ford ever did right was the 9 inch rear end.
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The worst American made car ever. Always breaks down.
F ucked
O ver
R ebuilt
D odge
F ound
O n
R oad
D ead
F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay
F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill
(Backwards)
D river
R eturns
O n
F oot
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