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foul ball

When a girl goes to grab a guy's dick, but instead grabs his balls.

"I think Scott's mad at me...I foul balled him pretty hard last night and hurt hium pretty bad."

by Mark Twain February 26, 2005

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foul ball

A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.

WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!

by R. Kemp August 23, 2006

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foul ball

When you go forward a base but decide that you don't want to do that anymore, so you go back a base.

"So I went to third base last night, but I think I'm just gonna call it a foul ball."

by fuck_you5times November 26, 2008

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foul ball

A shemale or transsexual, discovered when getting to sexual second or third base, and more rarely, when attempting a straight home run.

Origin: Plays off of a baseball hit into foul territory, and the sexual "bases"

Person 1: "Did you get to third base last night?"
Person 2: "Nah mang, she turned out to be a foul ball!"
Person 1: "That's pretty foul!"

by Shiggity Shiggity Shiggity June 2, 2011

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foul ball

A sexual situation where the male is going to town own a girl. Just before blowing his load he sticks his fingers in her ass and smears the contents on his balls. He then shoots his load onto her face to make a nice line and then teabags her. His balls will either go left or right and thus the foul ball.

teabag
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ass
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by The V.I.P. January 20, 2005

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Foul ball

When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.

Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.

by OyeMyBallz September 2, 2023