Random
Source Code
Random
1. a college fraternity
2. The past tense form of letting out a juicy fart.
If you frat, chances are, you just smeared brown substance all over your precious underwear.
Here's how to deal with a time you frat:
1. Privately or publicly, strip and check to see if brown has taken over the ability to see the original color of your underwear.
2. If your underwear is poopy, waddle to the bathroom and start attempting to wipe the squished brownie off of your underwear. Using a wet paper towel will increase the chances of the brown color to smear all over your underwear, and if you use a dry paper towel, it'll be a long process to try to get that poop off of your beloved underwear.
3. If there is no paper towels in the bathroom, you have three options—either to rush to a different restroom, use your hands as a poop-scooper, or lick the juicy substance off your underwear.
4. Once you complete the steps, pull up your pants (it's optional if you want to wash your hands or not), run out of the bathroom, and convince the—now—audience that they saw nothing.
5. Run out of the building, and you're done!
6. (Extra) Complain to your Karen wife or male Karen husband about how a million aliens gathered around you like a ritual, slowly and gently pulled down your pants, and started moaning and singing in a foreign-to-this-planet language
"frat"
"goodbye, i ain't sniffin' this medicine into my poor, innocent nostrils"
An annoying collection of insecure guys who need help getting laid. No one outside of a frat cares about them, everyone in a frat thinks it is the coolest most badass thing imaginable and use the excuse that it is a "brotherhood" to pass off getting drunk and being idiots. No frat is a "brotherhood" it's a lame excuse to be a part of something for those too insecure to actually make friends. And who think that because they drink on nights they have classes is some how badass. Instead they fail to see the stupidity in just about everything they do. They "rush" and get hazed but no one will say what happens because no one wants anyone else to find out just how pathetic they really are for doing all of this retarded shit just to be accepted. Often these once individuals (now copies) come home on breaks and think they are the shit but get a major reality check from their friends who don't care what they do at their frat house, and get pissed off when some one makes fun of them because of some misplaced sense of pride from being in a frat. Nothing is more pathetic that a frat guy by himself, because alone he is just a prep douchebag, but with his "brothers" he's the balls.
frat guy 1: Dude that was so intense last night, i never thought i'd do that...
Non frat guy: what'd you do?
Frat Guy 1: i can't talk about it to people not in my frat
non frat guy: you're an idiot.
904👍 634👎
a place that breeds retarded fucks (very similar to a collegiate football program). These guys usually care about nothing but getting drunk and raping ignorant women that are dumb enough to let it happen. They have attitudes that closely resemble that of the ass holes you hated in jr high. I love how they make new recruits wear dress clothes and act all upstanding and important, yet they are the worst piles of trash on campus. Most members end up drinking and fucking off so much that their future becomes nothing more than a handfull of stories from the past.
go to McDonnalds 8 years from today.look for the guy asking if you want "fries with that"
4153👍 3246👎
Fuck Reading All of That- usually following a long dumb post of a forum
After a long worthless post my reply could be, FRAT!!!
449👍 368👎
A derogatory name for a Fraternity. Often used by Gel-headed, Abercrombie wearing, spray-tanned douchebags. Often used in the north, or anywhere outside of the South East (Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas), though they may just be too stupid to understand that it is derogatory.
"Frats" usually consist of the previously mentioned Abercrombie, gel-head, spray tan doucherockets. They tend to give real fraternities a bad name.
I'm not in a frat. It's called a fraternity, fucking "Jersey Bro"....go take some fucking steroids, Guido.
771👍 668👎
the abbreviated form of fraternity. A typical "Frat" member is composed of Neanderthal-istic features and lower then average intelligence. They suffer from inferiority complex and believe that all women are there toys (especially the gullible I.E, Sorority girls) who buy all of there garbage. Frats typically vary in number although intelligence and conscious thought degrades as the number increases. While often considered a collegial affair, frats do not excel in learning atmospheres and are intimidated by reading, writing, or thinking. IF YOU are threatened by someone of this nature call animal or pest control. As a last resort throw a book at them.
Guy 1: What is that large group of dudes
Guy 2: oh thats just a frat, don't worry they are just raping those stupid sorority girls....
Guy 1: how sad...
Guy 2: no, those girls are dumb as shit..
Guy 1: mmm....
190👍 188👎