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Participating in an action with your junk exposed.
Yo broski, I'm playin' free willie, yo.
Can you believe Joe came to school free willie yesterday?
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Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.
Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!
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When a man urinates without the use of his hands.
"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"
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when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.
if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!
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The hardest work for any person(s) of Asian decent to pronounce, due to the two "l's". When the do say it, the results are beyond funny. Often, people prank phone call Asian residences and food stores and attempt to convince them to say it.
Mr. Wong: Herro?
Person: What was that movie with the Whale? Free....?
Mr Wong: Frhee Wihrry?
Person:**laughs** Yes! It was Free Willy!
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When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
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When you straddle a girl in the doggie style position, resting your nuts on her back, and then you pee upward in an arc, having it land on her head. Thus giving her a nice yellow-spewing blowhole.
When I gave her the Free Willy, she looked up and thought the ceiling was leaking!
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